In the past few days we have had the following injuries
swollen, bruised knee from a sword fight with Riley, stubbed toes and sore backside from slipping on something wet.
Fractured finger from said sword fight, and black eye from Will hitting him with x-box controller
slipped in water and whacked his head, pulled half of his toes nail off, got a big rose thorn stuck in his foot, fell out of the pram while trying to get in.
Now If I worked for Social Serviced I would be seriously looking into the way I parent.
We are going away to France on the ferry for a few days. The kids have never been on one, but, now I keep having these flashes of one of them skidding over the railing and into the water, I need to keep them immobile for a few days so all injuries can heel I think.
It is like the boys have been watching the 3 stooges and just keep repeating the scenes over and over again, the only thing missing is the canned laughter.
when the boys laid into each other with the swords I must admit I wasn’t amused as much as ambivalent to it. They are always sword fighting, so I was more like “Well what do you expect” I did bandage them up though as I’m not that heartless. But the more injuries added the more annoyed I got with everything, it was like
” Who left water on the floor, what where you thinking?”
” You know to put shoes on” blah blah blah
Well that’s what it seemed like I was saying as no one ever listened.
Now I get to go away with the walking wounded, Well Will wont be walking as he can’t wear shoes so will be in the offending pram. I hope we survive the trip
Oh there is nothing wrong with Logan unless she has developed RSI and just hasn’t said.